TRACK 3: conspiracy_lady.mp3

01. Babies with Respiratory Problems
From a mystery tape simply labeled “BABY”

02. Lionel Ritchie’s Dick
Culled from a documentary on mental illness. A woman screams cryptic comments on Lionel Ritchie’s dick, the Black Kingdom and Hitler.

03. Conspiracy Lady with Fractured Neck
A woman hanging out in Grant Park, Chicago expounds with some ridiculous theories.

04. Rambling Old Man Remembers

05. Sandy Kane - Gloria
Sandy Kane is a ghastly ex-stripper who has a cable access show in Manhattan. She performs failed jokes and howls wonderful endurance-based song pariodies

06. Piotr
Piotr Tokarski directs a failed vampire video (edit)

07. Manny & Friends
Recording of crackheads in Belize

08. Love Makes the World Go Round
From a lathe-cut cardboard record

09. Gregory: FAT FUCK age 9-12
Kid recordings – mispronounced heavy metal lyrics, crude skits, Malcolm Jamal Warner

10. Rock Tonight
Drunk bum on Chicago El.

11. Chas Hendrick – Rockin’ the House Down 2 Hell
Kid recording

12. Johnny & Louise Show
From a lathe-cut record record. A group of friends stage a radio show featuring drunken out of tune violin and accordian playing and a botched joke.

13. Family – If You Really Wanna Love Somebody
Found on a VHS tape of weird moments from NYC cable access.

14. Eduardo & Colleen – Hey Jude
Drunken warbling

15. Smoke Is Like A Hair In A Half Cooked Slimy Egg In Your Mouth
A homemade subliminal tape for quitting smoking. It could be mistaken for Dada poetry.

16. Piotr 2

17. ??? – Forever
A lathe-cut record

18. Thigamahjig – “You Like Hip-Hop Music?”
Local Chicago character Thigamahjig asks people on the street what they think of hip hop music. He then sells these tapes for $5 on the street.

19. Girl Talk: Date Line
An edit of the cassette tape that came with the game for young girls. This edit features only the losers.